Privacy Policy

Welcome to the Privacy Policy of Jackson Stone’s Real Estate Shenanigans! At Jackson Stone Realty, we take privacy as seriously as we take our morning coffee… which is to say, we’re all about it until we get distracted by a squirrel.

What Information Do We Collect?

As the chief navigator of this real estate rollercoaster, Jackson Stone may collect a variety of information about you. This could include your name, contact details, property preferences, and any other tidbits of information that manage to stick in our minds for more than five minutes.

How Do We Use Your Information?

Your information may be used to facilitate the buying or selling of real estate, but let’s be honest, we’ll probably spend more time talking about our latest golf swing than your property search. Rest assured, though, we’ll do our best to get the job done… eventually.

Do We Share Your Information?

We promise not to share your information with anyone… unless we accidentally CC the entire neighborhood in an email or drop your file in the wrong mailbox. In that case, our lips are sealed… until we forget what we were talking about.

Cookies and Tracking

We use cookies on our website to ensure it’s as sweet as a freshly baked pie. As for tracking, well, we’re more likely to lose track of time than to track your online activity.

Your Rights

You have the right to remain skeptical when we promise that the house with the creaky floors has “character.” But hey, we’ll throw in a free welcome mat to sweeten the deal. And if we ever forget your name or mix up your preferences, feel free to call us out. We promise not to take it personally… too much.

Contact Us

If you have any questions, concerns, or if you happen to find our lost paperwork under a pile of old newspapers, please reach out to Jackson Stone himself. You can find him wandering the streets with a stack of “For Sale” signs or attempting to wrangle paperwork in his chaotic office.

Thanks for choosing Jackson Stone’s Real Estate Shenanigans, where every transaction is an adventure in itself!